Krossa ved?

Nej, jag har inte suttit och hängt på F hela veckan, om det nu är någon som trott det. Eleverna har varit lediga den här veckan så Jonas och jag har pysslat med annat. Vendla har firat höstlovet med att åka på en rejäl magsjuka. Annars har det varit mycket jobb, från bittida till sent.

Emrik fick hjälpa vår granne Sylve att krossa ved. Är det bara på Gotland man krossar veden eller gör ni det i resten av Sverige också? Ett lustigt uttryck egentligen.

Emrik brukar ha kanalen Rockklassiker i sina lurar. Inte utan att man undrar om Sylve lyssnar på samma eller om han har rattat in något annat?

Naej, den här arbetsplatsen är nog inte riktigt EU-anpassad.

/ Mien

17 Responses to “Krossa ved?”

  1. Anna-Stina Says:

    Har hört din svärfar ge en bra förklaring till ´krossa´ ved, men tyvärr har jag glömt vad det var. Ett försvenskat engelskt ord iaf.

  2. Anna Says:

    Här på fastlandet har jag aldrig hört uttrycket krossad ved vi brukar dock klyva vår. Men man kanske pröva att krossa den. Går det fortare?!? ;)

  3. Anders H Says:

    Det finns 577 st. Sylve i Sverige. 90 Sylve bor på Gotland. Alltså en åttondel av alla Sylve. Resten är säker f.d gotlänningar. Gick f.ö i samma klass som Sylve Söderstrand i högstadiet och på gymnasiet. Nästan samma division som Eva Sjöstrand?

    http://sverigesradio.se/sida/artikel.aspx?programid=2310&artikel=4496721

  4. Anders H Says:

    i högstadiet och på gymnasiet, vad gäller egentligen? i eller på?

  5. Åsa! Says:

    Så det är gotlänskt att krossa ved?

    Hoppas ni andra nu klarar er ifrån den där magsjukan, tvi, tvi!

  6. sonja Says:

    Roligt att se mitt arbetsamma barnbarn i aktion! Sylve och jag har gallrat betor tillsammans i vår ungdom.

  7. Mats i Uppsala Says:

    Hej och tack för besöket, kul att ha er här!
    Jag var faktiskt tillsammans med Bettan på Rolfs föreläsning vid Havdhems såg i somras, då han berättade sin teori om “krossa” ved. Kapsågen som man kapade tvaitarna med heter tydligen “Cross-Cut-Saw” på engelska, och med många skottar och engelsmän som kom med bröderna Graham i början av seklet till Gotland, tror Rolf att det försvenskades till att krossa ved. Läter rimligt tycker jag! Bröderna Graham fortsatte sen på 30-talet att bygga hissar, och när Bettan var här tog vi en Graham Brotherhiss upp till Gustavs nya lgh på Kungsgatan i U-a! Snacka om vingslag… //Mats

  8. admin Says:

    Stina;
    Jag ska höra med honom!

    Anna!
    Nej, krossa är nog typiskt gotländskt.

    Anders H;
    Jag har faktiskt ridit lektion för Sylve Söderstrand en termin. Fast det blev inte just någon landslagsryttare av min precis ;( Jag minns att han var mycket bestämd och fick mig att hoppa mycket högre än jag egentligen vågade.

    Anders H
    På gymnsaiet säger då jag, fast det är säkert fel…

    Åsa; Ingen magsjuka hos oss andra inte. Det är nog för att vi är så fantastiskt duktiga med hygienen i den här familjen ;) du vet hur mycket hundhår och kattspår vi har överallt.

    Sonja;
    Barnen är duktiga på att jobba. Henning kastade in 12 kubik ved i rasande tempo förra veckan. Man såg hur dollartecknen lyste i hans ögon. Han gör vad som helst för en hundralapping…

    Mats!
    Tack för en jättemysig helg! Och tack för den superbraiga förklaringen! Jäklar vilket minne du har! Inte kommer jag ihåg saker jag hört på en föreläsning precis.

    / Mien

  9. Mats i Uppsala Says:

    Tja, jag ringde förstås o kollade med Rolf….
    Kom ihåg att han hade en teori om vedkross, men jag fick ju dubbelkolla för säkerhet skull!
    //Mats

  10. admin Says:

    Mats;
    Ha, ha, då behöver jag inte känna mig alltför minneshandikappad!
    / Mien

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