Att dra till för jävla hårt

 Jag känner ett enormt behov av att skriva av mig. Det där med Instagram är inte min grej, svårt att få utlopp för sin ilska där. Jag försöker här istället.

Min far hade en hang-up runt dörrar. De skulle låsas, i tid och otid.  Om hans “töisar” var ute och rände en natt så var inte största oron att vi skulle råka illa ut. Nej. Det var att han inte kunde låsa ytterdörren.  Och även om man tydligt sa att man skulle komma hem på natten så låste han. Jag har flera gånger fått hämta ladugårdsstegen för att klättra in via balkongen på övervåningen eller via ett öppet fönster. Hemmansägaren har också klättrat och svurit över de låsta dörrarna. Och systrarna. Farsan var till och med så galen med sin låsning att han kunde låsa dörrar inne i huset. Det fanns två trappor till övervåningen och dörren från vardagstrappan ville han gärna låsa. Man kunde komma med famnen full med ren tvätt bara för att upptäcka att dörren, observera INNE I HUSET, var låst så man måste gå ner igen och gå upp en annan väg. Varför?

Hemmansägaren har också en hang-up. Det är att saker och ting ska skruvas till hårt. Riktigt hårt. Vi kan ta läskflaskor som ett exempel. Här kan jag ha lite sympati med Hemmansägaren. Han tycker det är slöseri att den köpta drickan förfars för att folk inte skruvar till korken ordentligt så att kolsyran pyser ut.

Ser han en flaska så bara måste han skruva till korken riktigt hårt. Så hårt så man inte får upp den igen. När det gäller läsk eller mineralvatten så har det ju ett gott syfte.

Men lammungarnas flaskor? Vad är det för vits att dra till dem för allt vad tygen håller? Hungriga lamm som väntar på påfyllning får vänta förgäves för jag kan inte skruva av korken?

I kväll är Hemmansägaren på Centermöte i stan. Stora brorsan och jag skulle hämta vattenvagnen i myren och köra den till betet i Silte. Vattenvagnen är en ombyggd mjölkcistern som man kör efter bilen, som en släpkärra ungefär.  En ganska lätt uppgift kan tyckas att flytta en sketen vagn.

För att flytta vagnen måste man ju lossa hjulet först. En lätt manöver. OM inte Hemmansägaren hade skruvat  till hjulet så hårt att det inte kan rubbas.

Jag är stark och har starka nypor. Stora brorsan är jättestor,  jättestark och har jättenypor. Men Hemmansägaren är tydligen starkare.

Stora brorsan och jag kan inte rubba spärren. Vi skriker där nere i myren, tar i allt vad vi kan. Men, nej. Vad är vitsen med att skruva till precis allt vad man orkar? Vad kan hända liksom om man inte skruvar till jättehårt? Att vagnen rymmer? På plan mark?

Och violerna blommar så fint i trädgården.

/ Mien

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